Guilty Conscience By Eminem And Dr. Dre
Narrator: Meet Eddy, 23 years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart, and his conscience comes into play.
Dre: Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door, of this liquor store, and try to get money out da drawer, you better think of the consequence... (Who are u?) I'm your motha f***** conscience
Eminem: That's nonsense! Go in gather the money and run to one of your aunts friends.. and borrow a d*** dress.. and borrow a blond wig. Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades...
Dre: Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to, the whole neighborhood knows you, and they'll expose you. Think about it before you walk in the door first. Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns!
Eminem: F*** that! Do dat s***! Shoot that b****! Can you afford to blow this s***? Are you that rich? Why you give a f*** if she dies? Are you that b****? Do you really think she gives a f*** if you have kids?
Dre: Man, don't do it it's not worth it to risk it... (He's right!) not over this s***... drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim, yo! He's bad for you.
Eminem: You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude!
Narrator: Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once, again, his conscience comes into play.
Eminem: Listen to me... while your kissing her cheek, and smearing her lipstick... slip this in her drink. Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b****** earlobe..
Dre: Yo, this girls only 15 years old! You shouldnt take advantage of her.. its not fair!
Eminem: Yo..Look at her bush, does she got hair? (uh-huh) F*** this b**** right here on the spot bare.. til she passes out and she forgot how she got there.
Dre: Man.. aint u ever seen that one movie, Kiss?
Eminem: No.. but i seen the porno with some nubians..
Dre: S***... U wanna get hauled off to jail?
Eminem: Man... f*** that! Hit that s*** roll off and bail.
Narrator: Meet Brady.. a 21 year old construction worker. After a long, hard day at work... he walks in the door of his trailer park home and finds his wife in bed with another man.
Dre: Aight, calm down, relax, start breathin'...
Eminem: F*** that s***! You just caught this b**** cheatin'! While you at work, she's wit' some dude tryin' to get off? F*** slittin' her throat... cut this b****** head off!
Dre: Wait. What if there's an explanation for dis s***?
Eminem: What? She tripped, fell, landed on his d***?
Dre: S***. Alright Shady, maybe he's right, Brady. But think about the baby before you get all crazy.
Eminem: Ok! Thought about it. Don't wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her. That's what I did. Be smart! Don't be a retard. You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
Dre: What'd you say?
Eminem: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
Dre: I'ma kill you motha f****!
Eminem: Ah-ah, temper temper! Mr. Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. AK, comin' straight outta Compton, y'all betta make way! How the f*** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Dre: 'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went. Been there, done that.... Ahh f*** it. Shoot 'em both, Brady. Where's your gun at?